Solution to the Grumpy Old Men Syndrome by Elvis Preston King

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voteWe are talking about buddies, movie buddies and real life buddies.
From the 1920’s Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy come to mind as the first memorable buddy movies that were so funny they laughed me right out of my chair.

Then we were entertained with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau in the TV show The Odd Couple with the entertainment of two dissimilar laughable personalities. These guys are so popular we see them continue in the films "Grumpy Old Men" and "Grumpier Old Men"

So what cause us to be grumpy old men and what can we do about it???

Number one a real life special buddy with common interests in older age is a good place to start. Easier said than done.

Your author does not have a lot in common with most other older men, boomers, senior men over fifty or even men over 60. Why? I, Elvis Preston King have hung on to my dreams of my youth: mainly that I have to have a new hot young girlfriend every day of my life to feel fulfilled. As an expert playboy, pick up artist and seducer and a grumpy old man I still get the job done. I am on a world wide search looking for a special wingman and old time buddy who wants to live life to the fullest and enjoy tons of beautiful young women. This is an art that I have been practicing since I was 14 years old, a long long time.

So more about what causes us to be grumpy old men and what we can do about it.

Let’s talk about male sexual problems and aging and the shaken confidence over lost sexual performance.

Number one if you are trying to make love to the same old woman this just aint easy!

Daily stress

Well, let’s see, the stresses of daily work and life can produce temporary erection problems that can get worse if not looked at. The simple solution is to quit your business or job and retire to a tropical island and live life to the fullest with your new lifetime buddy the Lone Playboy, Elvis King.

Relationship Issues

Staying with the same old broad just kills the desire, live a playboy lifestyle like you were still 18 years old, Elvis Preston King will show you the ropes.

Performance Anxiety

Fear is a major inhibitor to rock hard erections and healthy sexual function. Even the slightest physical sexual problem is often made much worse by fear. Elvis King will share his secrets of what it takes to perform even if you are a grumpy old man, an over the hill baby boomer or a senior man over 50, 60, 70, 80 or even 90 years old!

Attitude and Experience

You are not going to have the right attitude if you are not enjoying youthful sexy women . If you have been married to an old woman all of your life it will be like starting out at 21 years old all over again. Don’t worry Elvis King has been practicing seducing women for over 45 years straight and he will share that experience with YOU!

See a Good Doctor and Hang out with Elvis

I, Elvis King favor working with diet, exercise and some natural sexual enhancement supplements that I have discovered over the years. (I only share these secrets with my best buddy).

I, as your poster child for grumpy old men do NOT favor penis drugs such as Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. However to prime your old pump with the help of a good doctor to get you working again you might have to use one of these penis drugs to start, but once you are up and running and see the kind of dreamy women that you and I make love with daily you won’t need these drugs for long.

The first step you have to take to solve the Male sexual problems and aging is get yourself a buddy who knows about this stuff and a guy who can put some pretty young women into your life. If you are lucky Elvis Preston King will still be available and you can be his buddy.

Elvis Preston King packed his bags and left the United States and Canada, (Elvis is a dual citizen). You gotta get out of Western Countries, the culture in these countries does NOT condone older men younger women playboy fun. Call Elvis King and see where the girls are friendliest right now. A Google search will send you a wealth of information on this great senior pick up artist and playboy. Check out a slide show of over one hundred of Elvis’s current girlfriends at his Celebrity Playboys website at playboysover50.ning.com.

Now contact Elvis Preston King before it is too late. A lot of boys in our age group are dropping dead like flies from just plain old living bad lives, prostate cancer (caused by lack of sex) and lack of good blood circulation which a lot of good sex with young sexy women can resolve this problem. Some older men’s lives are so miserable that they are commiting sucicide. There is always a better solution than this, just don’t do it.



About the Author
Message to the Retired Man Who Loves Beautiful Young Women! The world's foremost expert on older men and younger women affairs. Meet young dream girls with Elvis Preston King, my email loverboybachelor@yahoo.com, my Miami telephone 786-245-5116, my cell 809-720-3259, my Skype name elvisking69, my website http://playboysover50.ning.com


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